EXCUSES TO WRITE ABOUT TEBOW: HE MOCKS NOTRE DAME

Hint, he's talking about our favorite backup, Mr. Brady Quinn:

So many guys come up to me and say, ‘What's it like to be at the University of Florida? What's it like to be a Gator?' The first thing I think of is, ‘Wouldn't you like to know,'" he said. ... "I had a teammate at Denver who played the same position as me and he went to the University of Notre Dame. He would brag about his university, how great it was. Most of us in the locker room were like, ‘C'mon, we all had opportunities. We chose not to go there.' ... But he talked so much about his university that it became easy. I'd say, ‘Your whole team had one guy who ran under a 5.0 40 [yard dash]. Our kicker ran under 5.0.'

Anyone mocking Notre Dame is usually fodder for us to post. When it's Tim Tebow? We'll take the SEO bait, thank you very much.

HATE WEEK: THREE & OUT JESUS

Back during the Ty Willingham and Charlie Weis eras, we had quite a bit of fun at Notre Dame's expense. Among others: their so-called high flying offense being reduced to several quick drives and the accompanying scahdenfreude was fantastic.

That's when we made Three and Out Jesus.

Unless He's referring to BC's offense this year, we've resigned ourselves to the likelihood that the Irish will be trotting out the Touchdown version. After all, they didn't give 24.5 points for nothing.

Man, this self-hating is getting depressing. All we need is a miracle to change our mind on that one, though...